Every time Joe Biden speaks

It really is inspiring

He simply has to say “Hello”

And businesses start hiring

 

He utilizes flurries

Of rhetorical devices

Before a speech is finished

You can see a drop in prices

 

Every phrase he utters has

The virtue of concision

His sure and forceful comment

Require no revision

 

He’s calm and understated

Relatable by choice

To get his point across

He never has to raise his voice

 

His cadences are elegant

His similes are taught

His audience loves boarding his

Delightful train of thought

 

He’s sure to make a breakthrough

If negotiation stalls

If only heads of state

Would just agree to take his calls

 

Simply ask Obama

For he told us we should know

There’s no one on the planet

Who can get things past old Joe

 

There’s wisdom in his bearing

Conviction in his smile

It’s said the man is peerless

In his reach across the aisle

 

Oh yes, Joe Biden’s speeches are

Impressive and persuasive

The way a colonoscopy

In minimally invasive