Once a year, our leadership All gather in communion To hear the President address The State of our great union I’m starting to imagine how The room will look that night Will the Squad be wearing black Or will they dress in white? And as the pundits gather To assess their grief and [...]
Of Christmas celebrations Im such a big supporter But this years Christmas season Is just a wee bit shorter No, progressive leaders Didnt vote to change the date Its just that by the calendar Thanksgiving came so late And even though, with Christmas ads Since May weve all been showered The season doesnt [...]
Now there’s this great old guy I know We like to call him Day One Joe His grip is tight, his mind is sound He’s running hard to hit the ground He’s clean as clouds who’ve seen a shower And keen to grasp the reins of power To take each challenge well in hand [...]
There are things that Id be doing If I had a million dollars But one wouldnt be attending To the thoughts of legal scholars Oh, I know some are enchanted By the legal take and give But most people chose, quite rightly, That we have our lives to live These experts sound so [...]