If Peter is a rich man And Paul has a blue collar You’d think that wealthy Peter Could spare old Paul a dollar So, here’s why Biden’s student plan Is like a nasty cheater Peter isn’t paying Paul Paul is paying Peter Now, when I'm this despairing The hope to which I’m clinging Is that [...]
My hair is grey and thinning My skin is dry and blotching If there’s more than three commercials I forget what show I’m watching If I get up to get something Some urgent calling heeded I stand there in the hallway Thinking, what was it I needed I was never very good at [...]
The best folks that I've ever met I'm sure that you can guess Are the noble men and women Working for the IRS You say we have too many But I wish that there were more of them And if I had a daughter I hope she'd marry four of them They're kind [...]