Swing Time

It seems to me, from world events The pendulum is swinging For European Unionists The fat lady is singing Dictatorship by bureaucrats Is hardly worth defending Its only hope are lunatics Who think the world is ending It’s hard to pledge allegiance To banners or...

Memorial Day on Wilshire Blvd

The scouts arrive at 7 A simple ceremony Shorter than you expect it to be The flags are given out And each scout finds his line of stones   Press the flag into the ground Read out the name on the marker Salute   86 thousand times in the morning 86 thousand...

Silent Whistle

On the back of every comic book In years when I was rash Were some items kids could order If we only had the cash Boomerangs and wacky baseballs Send a buck and make your choice X-ray specs to see through people And a way to throw your voice Onion gum and whoopee...