Monthly Archives: August 2019

Cashing Out

Ten Democrats will soon debate. (I think there should be thirty) I sent a buck to all of them. (Oh, God. I feel so dirty!)   I sent one more to Andrew Yang (Though not a party hack) For one buck sent to Andrew Yang I get a thousand back)   I tried to give [...]

Don’t Read this Poem Until I Sell My House

All hail to California Where teeming waters play Once again, the Golden State Is showing us the way   It’s leading politicians All are charlatans and shills That’s why the local businesses Are heading for the hills   The party that’s in power Can do anything it pleases So sanctuary’s given out To medieval diseases [...]

I Have Seen the Future

In order to determine your Election Day decision Candidates should clarify The future they envision   We voted once for Hope and Change And brother, we got plenty I need to see specifics In November 2020   I’ve searched their plans and platforms In a scary exploration And I can see the future Through precise [...]

Awful Grace

When weeks like these come frequently There is no time to feel We wake up in a world We cannot recognize as real Our common heart is wounded And there seems no way to heal   They tell us where it happened Do we know someone there? We’re safe and far away Somehow we know [...]

I Have a Plan

While I have respect and rev’rence For our ancient Constitution The problem that we’re facing Needs a radical solution   For the system it created Is what put us in this pickle And the parchment that it’s printed on Ain’t worth a wooden nickel   As you’d understand by now If you’ve tuned to these [...]

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