Good Will Shunting

The overeducated Left Have lost their way again Shakespeare, and his narrow views Will have no place at Penn His portrait has been taken From the spot where it once hung No more his visage, studied. No more his sonnets sung The faculty, three years ago Decided this...

Quiet Holiday

It’s been a quiet week, at last I wish that were the norm Alas, I speculate it’s just The calm before the storm Every Chief Exec enjoys A time when pundits swoon But I expect a hurricane And not a honeymoon Their former river of restraint Is measured now in ounces And...

Taking a Vote and Counting it Twice

I think you all recall To what the following refers: “In the year of the improbable… The impossible” occurs It was Vin describing Gibby As he rambled like a wreck Round the bases with a homer That he’d clobbered off of “Ek” I watched in great amazement There at old...