by tarzanajoepoetry | Dec 20, 2017 | Uncategorized
When I was just a little lad It seemed a feat so long To linger on that nice list And not do nuthin’ wrong The carols all convinced me With every rum-pum-pum The calendar was frozen And Kris Kringle wouldn’t come But now each Christmas morning Is gone before I blink...
by tarzanajoepoetry | Dec 14, 2017 | Uncategorized
It isn’t quite the Christmas That you and I had planned Santa Claus is missing And mistletoe’s been banned We don’t go window shopping Through windows anymore Amazon has come and gone And shuttered up the store The air is dry and dusty The noble fir’s not fresh The...
by tarzanajoepoetry | Dec 7, 2017 | Uncategorized
If you had taken civics class You would have known by now The way a bill becomes a law. It’s quite a job (and how!) The process can be daunting A massive undertaking Akin to stable sweeping And quite like sausage-making Those of you who didn’t know Have Schoolhouse...
by tarzanajoepoetry | Dec 1, 2017 | Uncategorized
John Conyers had a nasty week Al Franken’s has been rough Let’s all agree embarrassment Is punishment enough He can’t recall the names Of any ladies he’s abused Besides, for cheerful huggers Such behavior is excused Joe Biden, for example Has been groping with...
