by tarzanajoepoetry | Apr 29, 2021 | Uncategorized
I have a vexing question That’s perplexing me of late Should I run for governor Or should I leave the state? Well, I have a lovely household And a job that’s really cushy I guess I could do neither And just sit here on my tushy Or should I just say, “Adios, I’ll...
by tarzanajoepoetry | Apr 15, 2021 | Uncategorized
Throughout my long career I’ve heard from all the wisest voices In every life that’s lived There are three monumental choices Decisions so important It’s my sure and firm belief They tell if you will have a life Of happiness or grief The...
by tarzanajoepoetry | Apr 8, 2021 | Uncategorized
If I did all my homeworkAnd played nice with the boysDidn’t aggravate my sistersAnd put away my toysIf I did only good thingsAnd didn’t do nothin’ badI got to stay up lateAll the way till eightAnd listen to Vin Scully with my DadSitting there beside himCheering for...
by tarzanajoepoetry | Apr 1, 2021 | Uncategorized
This country, I’m afraid to say Is in for an adventure Because we’ve picked, as leader, A perennial back-bencher A man despite his long career That history might miss Who, thrust into the limelight Is inclined to say, “Watch this!” I...
