The market is in tatters
And everyone’s obsessing
But the media is telling us
Inflation is a blessing
The Post and Times in chorus
Have been singing the same song
They say the cost of living has
Been far too low too long
Editorial opinion
Every comment, every letter
All are in agreement that
Recession’s even better
Biden has a program
And the reason he began it
Is he knows that rising prices
Are a way to save the planet
And if you’re in agreement
Well, its time to do your part
Go and visit a museum
Glue yourself to works of art
For the earth has been exploited
Time to lighten up the load
So, we better tell the farmers,
“Hey, start learning how to code.”
If you’re feeling cold this winter
Why not roll up in your rugs
And if you’re getting hungry
Here’s a burger made of bugs.
The streets are filled with garbage
Violent criminals are lurking
But they say that their statistics
Indicate reforms are working
There’s a fight in central Europe
Have you seen the latest meme?
Go to Tik Tok and they’re tell you
That’s just letting off some steam
Well, at least we have some comfort
From the White House press release
Where they tell us pain is pleasure
And that war, of course, is peace