When will we rise in passion Oh, what will bring the day Could it be when the Leadership Can tell us what to say? Or will the barque of tyranny At last begin to sink That fateful day the Leadership Can tell us what to think (Just as they set the quota On the ounces [...]
Chief among all The protective charms Is the shielding strength Of a mother’s arms Or a wily wizard Might effect escape With a whispered spell Or a crafty cape Apart from those options Every child discovers How to hide from monsters Under the covers From the richest monarch To the poorest waif We all require [...]
It seems to me today That one quite lucrative career Is whispering advice Straight to a politician’s ear Some candidates set sail And see at once their ship is sinking They need a gentle voice to tell them What they should be thinking Young slicks with dirty tricks And tactics downright reprehensible Will, when the [...]
Since caveman’s entertainment Most bankable commodities Are peeks at the unusual Assorted, sordid oddities The giant and the pygmy Will get us all a ’gawking About these jests of nature It’s clear we can’t stop talking Some might be proven hoaxes By any, canny scholar And yet, for just a visit Barnum made a dollar [...]