We all have studied LIT-RAT-URE Both basic and comparative And understand our goal should be To recognize the narrative And if we paid attention We gathered, did we not The moral of a story Is more than just the plot It seems the same with politics The story has a purpose But everything [...]
Californias sunny But the rents are way too high I need to make some money So its time to say buh-bye My wife says we should look into Some leisure or resort-land But all things being equal I think well move to Portland Portland is progressive And a welcoming community I heard on [...]
When the worst ideas you ever heardGet popular endorsementWhen nothing is a felonyExcept for law enforcementWhen politicians can’t recallThe promises they madeWhen offering to give and takeThey only give you shadeWhen calamities continueAnd the media is thrilledWhen the pedestals are emptyAnd the hospitals are filledWhen disruptions are permittedBut no praying in the pewsWhen you need [...]
Approaching the creation of Essential legislation Takes a cadre of consultants And painstaking preparation Environmental impact Must be studied and addressed While its ultimate effectiveness Is measured and assessed Lobbyists are heard from And their random righteous flunkies While the text is typed out neatly On Remingtons, by monkeys Committees then assemble [...]