by tarzanajoepoetry | Feb 27, 2020 | Uncategorized
Have you ever watched and wondered When election games get played; In the back rooms and the boardrooms How the sausages get made? When you tune in to debating Out there on your TV screens You can look but you won’t see me I’m the guy behind the scenes I ride...
by tarzanajoepoetry | Feb 20, 2020 | Uncategorized
I give you Michael Bloomberg Mayor, billionaire and charmer And if you don’t believe me I suggest you ask a farmer He speaks in cogent sentences He doesn’t halt or stutter But if he gets elected Better hide your salt and butter Mike will always...
by tarzanajoepoetry | Feb 13, 2020 | Uncategorized
Here’s one for all you guys who forgot about Valentine’s Day Each year my happy clients Kindly offer me the chance To help them with their words of love As they pursue romance They tell me who they’re pining for And then, I make some guesses For, though...
by tarzanajoepoetry | Feb 13, 2020 | Uncategorized
Some candidates have done quite well While others barely started But now we ought to bow our heads To thank the dear, departed Michael Bennet, adios Your farewell speech was stunning Although most folks were unaware That you were even running Au Revoir...
by tarzanajoepoetry | Feb 6, 2020 | Uncategorized
Though some sage said this long ago It’s worth it to repeat If the contest isn’t close Then the Democrats can’t cheat I have another maxim You can put this one in quotes Cheating’s even easier If you don’t count the votes Monday left the punditry Blathering for...
