This week has seen a moment
As sad as it’s inspiring
From governmental service
Elon Musk’s retiring
And from his weeks of labor
And days of dedication
And all that he’s accomplished
I’ve taken inspiration
So early Wednesday evening
I sat down with my wife
Did a little digging
And began to DOGE my life
I knew that’d I’d been wasteful
But I didn’t know how bad
There’s seventeen subscriptions
That I didn’t know I had
Every bill and balance
Was like stepping on a land mine
I fainted when I found out
We’re still paying for a land line
Several streaming services
Were excised from my panel
(Please believe me darling..
I’ve NEVER watched that channel)
Have you ever unsubscribed?
It’s tough to do, I’m told
I called up Thursday morning
And I’m still on hold
We switched to fiber optic
Boy that’s really hot
They gave us both a gift card
Which we’ll forget we got
There’s you have it, listeners
A little taste of hell
And next week, if I get the nerve
I’ll cancel AOL