Monthly Archives: March 2019

An Interest Against Admissions

My college entrance essay Was a literary crime I tried to write a poem But I couldn’t get it to rhyme   I told them in Admissions That my verses all were blanks They read it quite completely Then, politely said, “No Thanks!”   Now I was told my college choice Would either make or [...]

My Carolina Cousin

My cousin came to visit He’s a New York refugee He grew up on Long Island   But he’s living in N.C.   When the Knicks and when the Giants Are the teams where you were born it’s Tough to change allegiance To the Panthers and the Hornets   But the weather there is nicer [...]

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