Back before the dawn of science Mankind saw through different prisms Attempting then to understand Recurrent cataclysms They cast their eyes to heaven And they figured out the odds Hoping for a method To appease their God or gods They knew that life was fragile And they felt how weak the flesh is [...]
The market is in shambles and The border’s a disaster That guy who says, “The End is Near” Now says it’s coming faster Those of us with cooler heads Perceive a course correction We hold out hope the cavalry Will come with the election We seek out candid candidates Who offer real solutions [...]
I had an idea for a rhyme But then I had to leave it I couldn’t concoct a lie so big The Left would not believe it I said, “The Border’s Solid” And I said, “I feel your pain.” And then I sang a tune about The Fire and the Rain I said [...]