Why not?

 I’m told that when Joe Biden starts
 As Donald Trump’s replacement
 He’ll move the Oval Office
 Down to the White House basement
  
 He’s found that in the last few months
 It’s comfortable that way
 Where nothing that he says or does
 Will see the light of day
  
 He’ll issue his positions,
 The big guy’s now the star,
 As soon as it’s explained to him
 Exactly what they are
  
 But most folks have an inkling
 Of what Old Joe will do
 For, after all, C’mon,
 Does he look Socialist to you?
  
 That’s how it’s gonna happen
 You’ve heard the “sures” and “certains”
 And just like Al and Hillary
 Joe’s measuring the curtains.
  
 Some votes may have counted twice
 And some votes may be missed
 And we’ve had lots of winners
 Whose coattails don’t exist
  
 So what if statisticians say
 Their models must be broken
 So what if there’s still counting
 The media has spoken
  
 Nothing’s gonna happen
 That will startle or astonish
 Who could have predicted
 Something Roshomonish?
  
 I hold on to a little hope
 Because that’s all I’ve got
 I see things as the ought to be
 And simply say, “Why Not?”