It seems when I hear Biden speak
(I shouldn’t be complaining)
It doesn’t sound like policy
It still sounds like campaigning
It seems counter-productive,
If unity’s your mission
Prefacing each statement
To attack the opposition
He said that we should vote for him
Because he was so wise
But every task he faces
Seems to come as a surprise
Science was the answer
From the COVID to Korea
Surprise. Not even science
Has a perfect panacea
I’ll get two grand in people’s hands
The first thing that I do…
Just wait a little longer and
Surprise! No checks for you!
Executive authority
Is limited -- but then
He gained the Oval Office
And he found Obama’s pen
I know a lot lands on your plate,
Daily, as the POTUS
But when the markets have a fit
I think you ought to notice
Congress is preoccupied
With servicing their cronies
And organizing trials
With all their dogs and ponies
They’ve modified democracy
With plans they’ve been devising--
It’s only freedom’s future
That this group is jeopardizing
And speaking folks of Jeopardy
Here’s one of my suggestions
The Press gives Jen the answers
Then she supplies the questions
I expect this kind of nonsense
When lefties are elected
But with low expectations
It’s been worse than I expected
