We were told this week by scientists
We’re standing on the brink
There’s a black hole in the Milky Way
That’s closer than you think
And if the headline panic
Is any good barometer
We’ll all get sucked inside
Before we smash into Andromeda
But compared to other happenings
Both horrible and gory
Complete annihilation
Was this week’s “feel-good-story”
A short review of items
By any sane man finds
Our country’s best and brightest
Have completely lost their minds
They’ve found a new religion
Which they gaily, daily preach
The biggest threat to Freedom
Is, undoubtedly, Free Speech
Unless, of course, you’re spewing hate
(Or so say the professors)
Against a group you classify
As owners and oppressors
So, let’s declare a crisis
And get the grindstone wettened
Unless we seize more power
Then democracy is threatened
The border’s still in chaos
You can’t afford your food
But don’t make fun of Biden
Cause that would just be rude
What happened to America
Of flags and picket fences
What sign up in the sky
Will snap us back into our senses?
