Put aside inflation
Back burner global warming
The way we handle secrets
Is what really needs reforming
The Intelligence Community
Judging from appearances
Loses lots of documents
To folks who don’t have clearances
You can call me biased
Or label me a “homer”
But “Intelligence” Community
May be a misnomer
For I’m telling you Intelligence
Is what they have a lack of
When documents they’re tracking
They can’t seem to keep track of
They’re visiting the archives
For withdrawals, not deposits
Taking out our secrets
To keep them in their closets
The latest little scandal
Will never come to trial
As sources in the White House
Issued this denial
When old Joe Biden heard the news
He had the shock of shocks
He never should have asked to borrow
Sandy Berger’s socks
Which of these is worse, my friends
I put the case to you
Having secret papers
Or not knowing that you do?
This existential crisis
Needs a quick solution
Before those folks in Washington
Misplace the Constitution
