What always has amazed me
Is the nature of confusions
That folks can look at simple facts
And reach diverse conclusions
I believe that Armstrong landed
And my trust is even stronger
That no spaceship crashed in Roswell
And that Elvis is no longer
Entertaining fantasies
Is really self-defeating
And the Dems, just like Bill Belichick
Would never think of cheating
But in this current moment
I dont know where faith resides
For people I respect come down
On very different sides
They say that Rudys lost a step
So what would you expect
But you really must admit
So has the president elect
Ive heard the hosts opinions
And they really were instructive
Proof requires evidence
And cannot be deductive
And though I do not claim to be
A Sherlock or a Poirot
I hope some non-deductive stuff
Will turn up by tomorrow
Ive hired a sketchy British spy
To write a dossier
I find the best investigations
Tend to start that way
Hell make a dozen phone calls
Which hell leak and then announce
And then, before you know it
The media will pounce
Alas, in love and politics
Its always tit for tat
Is this the hill to die on?
Lets hope it wont come to that.