6/15/07
The Best of TV -- by Tarzana Joe
Ah, I see through the cathode, dully
Matlock, Rockford, Fox and Scully
Every cop and every villain
Captain Kirk and Marshall Dillon
To each of you, of them I sing
Columbo, Jack McCoy, Sky King
The best show ever on TV?
Well, If the choice were up to me
I’d pick the show without a script
Not from the headlines was this ripped
No writers or director paid
For this show, the headlines made
Acting class they never took
Or studied Stanislivsky’s book
Those stars of this extravaganza
And no, it’s not Bonanza
The leading man? He did just fine
Though he flubbed his one and only line
My choice for greatest broadcast ever
You’ve guessed it—if you’re really clever
The stars who have so much appeal
Their names, of course, are Buzz and Neil
For kindly, please, my logic follow.
Without TV, there’s no Apollo
Without a place where we could tune
We might not have travelled to the moon.
And though Von Braun conquered the air
It was Philo Farnsworth who brought us there
Yes, I went through the cathode, brightly
To the wondrous orb, I gaze at, nightly
6/1/07
Reflections on Knocked Up
By Tarzana Joe
When I was a lad
I lived scott-free
I only cared about myself
And me
And I spelled ego with a capital “E”
And quite possibly
With a capital “G”
O!
Woe is me!
Then came 19 hundred and 93
When I asked the little lady to marry me
She said, “We’ll see.’
Then, “I agree”
Somewhat passive-aggressively
Two years later she announced to me
We’ll soon be three
Which we proudly communicated to the family
Then in the mailbox
What do I see?
The only letter my dad ever sent to me
Congratulations
You’re about to give a new life our name
PS: Your life will never be the same.
Oh, father dear. How true! How true!
And how often I misunderestimated you
Had I appreciated the changes parenthood had in store
I would have started earlier and had six more!
Now I have a lad
And he lives scott-free
And you can’t believe the joy that he brings to me
And nothing I can think of could make it better
Well, at least, until I get to write him that letter.
/16/07
Did you know that Hugh Hewitt just published a book?!!
Shameless Self-Promoting Poem
By Tarzana Joe
In a country full of pleasures
Perhaps more pleasures than we need
You can bowl or pitch a softball
Play rugby ‘till you bleed
You can swim or golf or putter
Plant or prune or weed
You can fiddle with your X-box
But I suggest you READ
For reading is a pleasure
That will never fade or wane
Yes, you can read forever
(Or if you can’t play golf—like Duane)
Well then, now that I’ve convinced you
That a book is your best bet
For unending entertainment
Just what book should you get?
You can buy “It Takes a Village”
For its wit and sense and sooth
Or if you like science fiction
Pick up “An Inconvenient Truth”
But if you want to be enlightened…
If you want your mind to grow
From the book that you’ve selected
There are 10 things you must know
Yes, there are 10 things I must mention
But I’d better stop at one
For my poem should soon be ending
And this list has just begun
The book that’s sure to guide you
Like a star, a beam, a lighthouse
Is the book that asks the question
A Mormon in the Whitehouse?
When that masterpiece you finish
And place it high atop your tomes
The next book you should purchase?
Tarzana Joe: Collected Poems
2/16/07
Following the release of a statement from the Ethnomusicologist caucus denouncing the use
of music as an instrument of torture, I have reviewed my university career, concluded that
I took the wrong path, and resolve to right myself....
The Class Not Taken
An Ode to Ethnomusicologists Everywhere
by Tarzana Joe
I tender my apology
For studying symbology
And not the subtle sciences of ethnomusicology
I feel a bit sophomoric
Because I pondered Yorick
And not the native nuances of melodies folkloric
Instead I got my kicks
Composing limericks
Intending to attract gals, and skirts and chicks
Now there is no dispute
I am a rank galoot
Cause I can’t tell the difference twixt a zither and a lute
Had I but changed my major
I’ll make you this bold wager
I would be far more sensitive and all around much sager
I wouldn’t believe this prattle
That freedom’s worth the battle
And if I had a ballot, well, I’d vote for the skedaddle
Let’s laud them on the news
And elevate their views
And punctuate their protest with a fanfare of kazoos
Had I their erudition
I’d make it my life’s mission
To banish both the bagpipe and the Spanish Inquisition
Add one more to the seven
Of sins that rule out heaven
And that is playing music with the volume at eleven
So hail the ballade strummer
And damn the fife and drummer
Let’s all agree to ban John Phillip Sousa from Midsummer
Oh bow down to the power
Of the tenured in their tower
And spare us from their twaddle at this momentous hour.
1/25/07
Go to http://www.hughhewitt.com/ and take the pledge...
The Pledge
By Tarzana Joe
There’s 100 seats
Where the Senate meets
To deliberate our fate
And the derrieres
That sit on those chairs
Should be good and wise and great
They should lead the land
With a steady hand
And be humble at the chore
For they hold the power
At this crucial hour
When we find ourselves at war
Will they lead the way
With a naïveté
That a sane man would condemn
Could it be thus?
They’ll stop bombing us
If we just stop fighting them!?
No, it’s time to rise
And to tell those guys
Not to hem and haw and hedge
For the undersigned
Have hereby combined
And we vow to take the pledge
If you retreat
And invite defeat
We consider that a crime
If you cast your lot
With this sorry blot
Then we won’t give you a dime
Pitfalls are rife
In the public life
And the pits are deep and vast
And the public gents
With no common sense
Could find they’re falling fast.
There’s 100 seats
Where the Senate meets
And they serve at our command
As the derrieres
That sit on those chairs
Had better understand
1/19/07
Sorry it has taken me a while to post this. I have already had several requests for this and I thank you. Please send it to friends if you like but be sure to include the dedication. Best,
Tarzana Joe
Newsmakers
By Tarzana Joe
Powerful news was made today
By men who looked the other way
And a passing whim became a crime
Thanks to folks who couldn't find the time
And the major movements of the year
Came from those who didn't volunteer
For the world is much the way it stands
Due to folks who never raise their hands
What kind of bloom do your expect
In a garden watered with neglect?
We look for people in the news
To shake the world and shape our views
We're looking in the wrong shoes
And from the things that I observe
We get the garden we deserve
Powerful news was missed today
Made by men whose only resume
Is their firm devotion to the cause
Of a world with rights and a land with laws
And their passing ought to give us pause
When the last of them is gone
What kind of world will we live on?
...dedicated to Lt. Mark Daily
December 22, 2006
Politics aside...for a few days
Merry Christmas to all!
Hockey Heaven by Tarzana Joe
I remember it so clearly
As if it were tomorrow
On the best day of December
Seven from the end
(I was eleven)
And a soft snow began to fall as daylight disappeared
And we could see, my friends and I,
That this was no ordinary snow
No, this was perfect, packing snow
The kind that comes only once or twice in a childhood
The kind that made monstrous snowmen
(You know that snow)
The kind that didn’t stick to gloves or melt through mittens
It made baseball-size snowballs with ease
Ones that could be tossed with pinpoint accuracy
At telephone poles or kids from the next street
And this same snow, when tromped down by bald, buckled galoshes
Made our dead end street into a hockey rink
No skates—just sliding boots and sneakers.
And we played that night
By streetlight
As the TV-special snow dusted down
Hockey between the curbstones
Hockey between the trashcan goalposts
And we never rested
And we never tired
Way past our bedtimes
And we’re playing still
And our parents never called us in
As if they sensed the perfection of
That snow
That game
That night
And if you are eleven
(or ever were eleven)
Then this, my friends, is heaven
This, my friends, is heaven.
And those of you who doubt
The things you knew at seven
Then this is proof of heaven
This is proof of heaven
And, oh, my friends back then
Bruce and Ray and Kevin
Remember this with me
When we all return to heaven.
****** *******
Christmas Poem
By Tarzana Joe
There was a Christmas magic
That folks used to believe
Like joy on Christmas morning
Or snow on Christmas Eve
Like soot left in the fireplace
And noise up on the roof
The crumbs left on the table
That we all took as proof
And Scrooge’s heart was melted
Transformed from lead to gold
By the workings of the spirit
And the things that he was told
And other souls who wandered
Were seen by saints above
And brought back to the pathway
By the savior’s gift of love
And they wrote poems and stories
And they made books and plays
All about the Christmas Magic
We believed in, in those days
Now the movies of the season
Well, they really make me sad
And if Santa’s in the picture
You can bet that Santa’s bad
But there was a Christmas magic
That folks used to believe
Like joy on Christmas morning
Or snow on Christmas Eve
Yes, that’s the way it used to be
Yes, that’s the way it was
When Christmas made a miracle
Well, guess what…it still does.
******* *******
We have seen the Star
By Tarzana Joe
As we approach the morning
When we celebrate Christ’s birth
It’s good to think a moment
Of the gift he brought to earth
For the earth holds good and evil
In a constant warring strife
And to renew creation
It required a new life
Our mighty God and Father
To see the battle won
Though he knew what must befall him
Offered us his Son.
Said the heralds in the heavens
As the shepherds heard them then
“May Peace be always with you
And on earth, good will to men.”
And His life was an example
To those that wonder why
To defeat the clouds of darkness
An innocent may die.
All praise and all thanksgiving
To a God who can forgive
Who gave his only son
So that all of us might live
November3, 2006
Poem of the Day - A little advice for Senator Kerry
Benefit of the Doubt
By Tarzana Joe
SOME FOLKS HAVE EARNED OUR TRUSTING
BY WHAT THEY’VE SAID AND DONE
THOUGH IN THEIR HEARTS, THEY’RE LUSTING
THEY BATTLE LIKE A NUN
THEY LIVE WHAT THEY BELIEVE IN
AND TRY TO DO THEIR BEST
KNOW GIVIN’ TOPS RECEIVIN’
AND TURN TO GREET THE TEST
AT EASTER, THEY’RE FORGIVING
AT CHRISTMAS, THEY DON’T POUT
THEY’VE EARNED BY HOW THEY’RE LIVING
THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT
WE ALL HAVE IMPERFECTIONS
AND HOPE WHEN THEY COME OUT
THE WORLD, UPON REFLECTION
GIVESUS THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT
IF YOU WANT CONSIDERATION
WHEN SOMETHING YOU HAVE DONE
REQUIRES…INTERPRETATION
TAKE THIS ADVICE…MY SON
DON’T BRAG YOU VOTED FOR IT
BEFORE YOU CHANGED YOU MIND
REACTION TO SUCH STATEMENTS
IS BOUND TO BE UNKIND.
IF YOU REALLY WANT THE PEOPLE
TO KNOW WHICH SIDE YOU’RE ON
DON’T SAY YOUR BAND OF BROTHERS
WERE KIN TO GENGHIS KAHN
DON’T ACCEPT THE STATE’S PROTECTION
EVERYWHERE YOU GO
THEN CURSE THE SECRET SERVICE
WHEN YOU FALL IN THE SNOW
DON’T MUDDLE EVERY MESSAGE
WITH IFS AND BUTS AND ORS
DON’T TOSS MEDALS OVER FENCES
THEN SAY THEY WEREN’T YOURS
BACKBONE IS A VIRTUE
THAT PUTS YOUR FOES TO ROUT
FIND ONE
AND EVEN YOU MIGHT EARN
THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT
October 27, 2006
The Poem of the Day
Energizing the Base
By Tarzana Joe
There are some with deep convictions
Making dark and dire predictions
And they’re giving them full throat
They’ve convinced the righteous rightists
That we haven’t got the slightest
And our prospects are remote
They predict that just a few states
Will be left amid the blue states
As we watch Pelosi gloat
Don’t let those prophets be fulfilled
‘cause they’re going to get us killed
And that’s such a sour note
If you’re filled with such chagrining
That the leftists mightl be winning
Then I have the antidote
Get out and vote
Recall that the founding brothers
Left the governing to others
Saying, and I quote
Get out and vote
Take a bus or take a stallion
Take a bud or a battalion
Go by buggy or by boat
Get out and vote
So it you want to save the nation
Keep it tuned in to this station
Here’s the plan that we promote
Get out and vote.
Our last poem:
The poem of the day...
Yes, Virginia
By Tarzana Joe
A girl was told quite long ago
“If you see it in The Sun, it’s so."
Then, many minds were set like flint
It must be truth if it’s in print
Now years have passed since she inquired
And many editors retired
With reputations gone to dust
Destroying what was left of trust
Now, none will swear that it’s a cinch
There’s any truth per column-inch
And minds that once were set in stone
Are forced to live on sight alone
They won’t accept a thing, albeit
True, unless they really see it
And not just see it, vis a vis
They have to see it on TV
Well, it’s instructive to reflect
On years of waver and neglect
And think on our collective trauma
By tuning in a docudrama
But we don’t need a film to do it
My friends, you and I lived through it
We cried, we prayed, we gaped, we swore
We knew, that day, we had a war
So I don’t need no TV show
To tell me what I need to know
For truth comes blazing like a gun
When you see it in the sun.
September 1, 2006
As I mentioned on the show today, the Towe Auto Museum is sponsoring their third annual Automotive Poetry contest for poems in anyway related to motorized person land transportation. The deadline for entries is 11/10/06 and first prize is 200.00
For more information visit http://www.toweautomuseum.org/
August 6, 2006
There is a debate going on between Hugh Hewitt and Andrew Sullivan over the term "Christianist" and a renewed debate about Mel Gibson's "The Passion of the Christ" in light of Mel's drunken anti-semetic rant. Here, then is my two cents sent in an e-mail to Andrew Sullivan
Mr. Sullivan:
Full disclosure: I am a regular guest on the Hugh Hewitt Show (albeit reading a weekly poem).
Hugh can defend himself. Mel can defend himself. He's going to have to. But sometimes I can't help myself. I have to join in.
It's only a movie. Hollywood has produced many movies with left-wing agendas. The Cider House Rules: Abortion is a beautiful and noble thing. Titles too numerous to mention: The military can not be trusted. Titles too numerous to mention: Openly religious people can not be trusted. But if I complain I am told, "It's just a movie. Don't go see it."
What, then, makes "The Passion" more than a movie? Its enemies.
The Sunday before Easter every year The Passion is read in Roman Catholic churches. The priest plays Christ. The lector narrates. Some silver-throated parishioner plays all the apostles. And the congregation plays the crowd that shouts, "Crucify him." Us. The congregation. We play the Jews. We are the Jews, turning away from Christ still and every day. Christ died for all our sins. The sins of his Jewish brothers and the sins I commit on the freeway on my way to work. That's what listening to The Passion reminds us every year and what the movie did in a much more vivid way. If I had been directing it, I might have cut away to a contemporarily-dressed rainbow-ethnic crowd shouting "Crucify him!" to make that point. But I didn't have that job.
The Catholic Church, for all of its faults, is not still in the Middle Ages regarding "the Jews".
"Christianists" if they exist were born out of a reaction to the pro-choice position: "Religion has no place in politics. As your opposition to abortion comes from your religious faith, your opinion has no place in politics. So shut up." Not gonna happen. Of course, this position ignores the fact that most law comes out of notions born from religious concepts. I think there are laws against stealing, murder and even swearing in many if not all jurisdictions.
I oppose abortion not because the Pope says I should but because it seems gruesome to me. It seems inhuman to stop a developing life. I remember thinking that instinctively when I first heard the word defined. I didn't go ask a priest.
Here's a test for you. Pretend you have to explain why we shouldn't steal to an eight-year old. Then pretend to explain what abortion is and why we must protect it to the same eight-year old.
People with religious beliefs are not excluded from the political debate. The separation of church and state (whatever that ultimately means) certainly does not mean that church-going people must check their religion at the voting booth door (or the door to the hall where they are serving the rubber chicken dinner). Sorry.
I don't particularly like candidates who run on their religion. I just don't trust them to represent an entire faith. They're human after all and bound to fall and open faith to mockery. That could be harsh but, well, maybe I've just seen too many movies.
I hope you and Hugh work this thing out between you.
Best,
Tarzana Joe
PS: I am politically naive. I'm just a poet. Please explain the political benefits of "The Passion of the Christ". Please.
August 4, 2006
When Hugh Hewitt asked Martin Peretz, a Democrat, if he wanted Democrats to win House and Senate majorities in the next election, he honestly and with self-admitted cowardice, refused to answer. Here then.is…
A Cowardly Refusal to Answer
Or A Serious Democrat’s Lament
By Tarzana Joe
For years, I served my party’s goals
Walked precincts over red hot coals
Whispered when I was youthful
Spoke out when it was truthful
Shouted as I got bolder
Spoke eloquent when I was older
Stuffed envelopes with grey-haired ladies
And marched when it was hot as Hades
Ate rubber chicken every night
Because I knew that WE were right
Did everything and all I could for
I believed what my party stood for
Now as the next election looms
I wander through the smoke-filled rooms
And think above the growing din
Do I really want these guys to win?
Are candidates I’ll put in power
Worthy of this desperate hour?
Who like drunkards on a binge
Got cosy with the nutter fringe
And who, before the job is done
Believe we ought to cut and run?
Whose speeches, 'neath a slick facade
Sound just like Ahmadinejad
(I think we may have 'last hurrahed')
Alas, I think my side is filled
With folks who’re going to get us killed
And so when asked whom I would choose
To speak, I cowardly refuse
At last, all I can say is that
It’s tough to be a Democrat.
Here's July's poem...inspired by Generalissimo Duane, whose battlecry for the House/Senate Committee is "Just give us the fence!"
The Fence
By Tarzana Joe
Congresspersons, gals and guys
Exalt the art of compromise
They sit, they talk, they schmooze, they chat.
You give me this. I’ll give you that
And usually what they intended.
Comes out horribly amended.
I have it from the best advisers
That stars weren’t built by compromisers
And though I know that in my heart
I’ve decided now to do my part
For on the issues of the border
A compromise must be in order
So let the give and take commence
Take what you want
Just give us the fence
Take amnesty for all transgressions
Take all our worldly possessions
Use parchment for your documents
Just give us the fence
Take the Yankees to Mexico City
Take the entire Senate Judiciary Committee
We bow to your omnipotence
Just give us the fence
Take every “mench” and every “schnorrer”
Take Michael Chertoff’s hair restorer
Take every Pez we can dispense
Just give us the fence
We’ll give up sections of Ohio
And celebrate Cinco de Mayo
Capitulate, for all intents
Just give us the fence
Take all our cheese
From Brie to Stilton
Take Paris, France, Take Paris Hilton
Take everything and take it hence
Just give us the fence
Take both the tiny and immense
Just give us the fence
Take both the passive and intense
Just give us the fence
Take both the fluffy and the dense
Just give us the fence
Take heart, take flight or even umbrage
Free yourself from all emcumbrage
What do we ask for recompense?
Just give us the fence!
The poem of the day in honor of Hugh Hewitt's 50th is "The Love Song of J Alfred Prufrock" by T.S. Eliot. Go find it on the web...you're grown men and women. I can't do everything for you. Besides, I am no good at links.
My poem, which proves that I don't get Eliot is
Reflections at 36
by Tarzana Joe
I am the same age that I have always been
A flash of fading light to live in
Experience fixed my memory's pin
I am the same age that I have always been
and, of course...
Reflections at 48
by Tarzana Joe
I am the same age that I have always been
A flash of fading light to live in
Experience fixed my memory's pin
I am the same age that I have always been
I will keep writing this poem just as long as I can. Happy Birthday, Hugh.
"You're welcome," to all those romance-challenged men and women who wrote asking for Valentine's Day poems. I hope they all worked out for you. Here are a few of the choice poems from this year's poem marathon.
One man wrote me that his wife's nickname is Smilodon (the Sabre-tooth cat and California State fossill). Yikes! Here's the poem
My Darling Smilodon
Animalia Chordata
Oh! Mamalia Carnivora
Such is the stunning nickname
Of my fabulous signora
Oh, she makes my heart a-flutter
And she makes my spirit fly
Sweet Felidae Machairodontinae
And if she ever left me
I’d cry “Whither have thou wentist?”
And quickly place a call to 1-800-Dentist
For her smile is well known to the orthodontical profession
And my favorite part about her
If I may make a confession
And though she takes her name
from the California Fossil
My love for my sweet Jean
is nothing but colossal.
Another lover told me he and his dear ride bicycles together all the time. Their poem:
Just a Bicycle Built for Two
In the morning, we wake up and I kiss you
You grab the water and I pull on my riding clothes.
I kiss you again. We’ve got a big ride ahead of us.
We go together side by side
Or sometimes in a row.
And when we push the pedals forward
The chain moves the wheels
And the wheels move the tires and the tires…
(just a few people know this)
but the pressure of our turning tires against the earth
Is what keeps the planet spinning
Kiss me again
Our love makes the world go ‘round.
Here's one for a couple who found each other on the Internet:
Consider the points upon a line
The blades of grass in the field
The grey forever of the electric brain
And you must conclude
We are together not by chance
(the laws of chance say that we would never meet)
But because it was meant to be
Oh joy! To search for your place in the universe…
And find it.
And finally, a poem for a man who writes love poems to his wife all the time, but was seeking professional assistance...
I’ve written many poems for you
(may I make a confessional?)
Because they were not worthy
I brought in a professional
For you deserve a Shakespeare
And a mansion by Palladio
But I don’t know them so I got
The guy who’s on the radio
I told him all your virtues
My girl with Big Brown Eyes
I told him all about you
But he said they must be lies
He said he knew the female
As many poets do
And all the ladies that he’d met?
There wasn’t one like you
No one with so much sweetness
No one with form so fine
And if I wouldn’t tell the truth
He wouldn’t write a line
Then I showed him your picture
Then I showed him my heart
I saw that poet shed a tear
Pick up him pen, and start
You’re everything I told him
You’re everything and more
The sunshine in my smile
The woman I adore.
Tis the second new poem of the new year...Here's the column.., a little piece by Joel Stein explaining, in words that prove that no heavy lifting or serious thinking was involved in the forming of his opinions, why he doesn't support the troops. He writes that he doesn't support our troops because he doesn't support their war. He refuses to be a hypocrite. Good for him.
http://www.latimes.com/news/printedition/opinion/la-oe-stein24jan24,1,9515.column?ctrack=1&cset=true
And here's the reply....
No Parades
Or
I Don’t Support Joel Stein by Tarzana Joe
I don’t support our reporters
The gentlemen of the press
A coven of wily distorters
About whom I couldn’t care less.
Oh, I’m sure that I’d like them as people
They seem gutsy, and eager, and slick
But to hang out with them for an hour?
Even Kevin Trudeau would get sick!
As the cause for which they are fighting
That our country is evil and wrong
And that terror is kind of exciting
I just won’t be singing that song
When they signed on at old Alma Mater
And were looking for something to do
I am sure that the faculty told them
They’d be backing the noble and true.
Then they sat them all down in a chorus
Imagine the rot they were fed
Go conquer opinion before us
The blind urging on the misled.
I sympathize with these poor fellows
Who took up the pen like an axe
Who go out to defend the agenda
And won’t be deterred by the facts
But when you volunteer for the press corps
And walk the political beat
You become just one more of the “yes” corps
A tool of the liberal elite.
So please don’t go on pretending
As you rise to your desk every morn
The righteous you won’t be defending
Like the rights of the guiltless unborn
Now I’m deeply concerned for their future
So here are some things I propose
Hospitals, pensions, mental health
And a course in remedial prose.
Tis the first new poem of the new year...
Q&A
by Tarzana Joe
Welcome Judge, your honor
To our little tete a tete
We’re really pleased to have you
On hand with us today
I have several thousand questions
That I want to put to you
So that if you join the SCOTUS
I’ll know what you will do
My questions are important
Listen—and you’ll find--
That every word I utter
Reveals what’s in your mind
I’ve been thinking since I met you
Of some hypotheticals to test
So the folks who watch on C-span
Would see me at my best
And frankly I’m just puzzled
By the answers that I’ve heard
I’ve been speaking for an hour
And you haven’t said a word
I hope you don’t mind me having
Um, having my little say
But to use a baseball analogy
Rome wasn’t built in a day
Now let’s get down to business
The public needs to know
On every vital issue
Which way your vote will go.
I’ve devised a tricky question
From which my genius you’ll infer
I see your wife behind you
When did you stop beating her?
Heh-heh, I thought that I could trap you
But you wouldn’t take the bait
I thought that you might drop your guard
While I pontificate
And I’m frankly disappointed
By the way you’ve kept your head
And I don’t believe a word of
Everything you haven’t said.
Don’t think that you’ve convinced me
Don’t think that it’s been fun
Thank you judge for coming
I see my time is done.
Christmas poetry...
Christmas Comes
By Tarzana Joey and Tarzana Joe
Soft as snow
Christmas comes
Gentle, meek, and slow
Christmas comes
Noble as a knight
Perfect as the Light
Humbling as a height
Christmas comes
Grand in dandy clothes
Christmas comes
Joyous as a rose
Christmas comes
Brighter than a fire
Finer than a choir
Higher than the tallest spire
Christmas comes
Awesome as the sun
Christmas day
A new world has begun
Christmas may
Grant me what I need
Conquer all I fear
And may the Christmas song
The noble night
The joyous rose
The humbling height
Stay with us
Until the snow falls softly
Again next year.
Here's the poem of the week for 12/16/05. Sorry for the delay in posting it...
We have seen the Star
By Tarzana Joe
As we approach the morning
When we celebrate Christ’s birth
It’s good to think a moment
Of the gift he brought to earth
For the earth holds good and evil
In a constant warring strife
And to renew creation
It required a new life
Our mighty God and Father
To see the battle won
Though he knew what must befall him
Offered us his Son.
Said the heralds in the heavens
As the shepherds heard them then
“May Peace be always with you
And on earth, good will to men.”
And His life was an example
To those that wonder why
To defeat the clouds of darkness
An innocent may die.
All praise and all thanksgiving
To a God who can forgive
Who gave his only son
So that all of us might live .
As we approach the dawning
Of democracy’s new land
It’s good to think a moment
Of the ones who took a stand
For the powers of good and evil
Now contend for a new nation
And it requires a commitment
To reconsecrate creation
Oh, how like God the Father
Are the mothers of this day
Who send their sons and daughters
On this bright but dangerous way
And a new star in the heavens
Shines as witness to this birth
Good will is due to all men
And to all men, peace on earth
And their lives are an example
To those that wonder why
To defeat the clouds of darkness
The innocent may die.
All praise and all thanksgiving
To the brave who cross the sea
Who freely give their own lives
So that others might be free.
(c) 2005 by Tarzana Joe (http://www.tarzanajoe.com/)
LOVE LASTS A LIFETIME, SO THE SAGES SAY - BUT TREAT IT GENTLY, OH MY FRIEND, FOR A LIFETIME CAN LAST BUT A DAY."
I was charged by Mr. Hewitt to come up with a poem about courage and there are some great ones. But the one I read on the air is as follows: Courage, as Dan Rahter knows, is for the long haul. I have also included some of the other "courage" poems I found in my wanderings....
The Abnormal Is Not Courage
by Jack Gilbert
The Poles rode out from Warsaw against the German
Tanks on horses. Rode knowing, in sunlight, with sabers,
A magnitude of beauty that allows me no peace.
And yet this poem would lessen that day. Question
The bravery. Say it's not courage. Call it a passion.
Would say courage isn't that. Not at its best.
It was impossib1e, and with form. They rode in sunlight,
Were mangled. But I say courage is not the abnormal.
Not the marvelous act. Not Macbeth with fine speeches.
The worthless can manage in public, or for the moment.
It is too near the whore's heart: the bounty of impulse,
And the failure to sustain even small kindness.
Not the marvelous act, but the evident conclusion of being.
Not strangeness, but a leap forward of the same quality.
Accomplishment. The even loyalty. But fresh.
Not the Prodigal Son, nor Faustus. But Penelope.
The thing steady and clear. Then the crescendo.
The real form. The culmination. And the exceeding.
Not the surprise. The amazed understanding. The marriage,
Not the month's rapture. Not the exception. The beauty
That is of many days. Steady and clear.
It is the normal excellence, of long accomplishment.
Jack Gilbert
Courage
It is in the small things we see it.
The child's first step,
as awesome as an earthquake.
The first time you rode a bike,
wallowing up the sidewalk.
The first spanking when your heart
went on a journey all alone.
When they called you crybaby
or poor or fatty or crazy
and made you into an alien,
you drank their acid
and concealed it.
Later,
if you faced the death of bombs and bullets
you did not do it with a banner,
you did it with only a hat to
comver your heart.
You did not fondle the weakness inside you
though it was there.
Your courage was a small coal
that you kept swallowing.
If your buddy saved you
and died himself in so doing,
then his courage was not courage,
it was love; love as simple as shaving soap.
Later,
if you have endured a great despair,
then you did it alone,
getting a transfusion from the fire,
picking the scabs off your heart,
then wringing it out like a sock.
Next, my kinsman, you powdered your sorrow,
you gave it a back rub
and then you covered it with a blanket
and after it had slept a while
it woke to the wings of the roses
and was transformed.
Later,
when you face old age and its natural conclusion
your courage will still be shown in the little ways,
each spring will be a sword you'll sharpen,
those you love will live in a fever of love,
and you'll bargain with the calendar
and at the last moment
when death opens the back door
you'll put on your carpet slippers
and stride out.
Jeffrey McDaniel
Courage
Courage is the brave-heart soldier, in the face of death
A hero to the rescue, gives someone dying their breath
Heroes are born with courage, no matter what the cost
They risk their own lives, to see another is not lost
Heroes have plunged cold water, covered in frozen ice
To save someone drowning, without thinking twice
Or walk into an inferno, to save someone from the smoke
Scale down a mountain, to mend someone who broke
When there's disaster, heroes save people from the flood
In the time of war or violence, they give up their blood
Courage is in the parent, that gives love their all
Protects their children, the problem big or small
It takes courage, every time a peace officer makes a stop
A mountain climber, who makes it to the top
Courage is in the teacher, whose students never fail
For the sailor, when the wind comes named gale
People making a stand, no matter what the cause
They do it everyday, and do it without applause
Courage
You know you can fail
And yet not a failure be.
When a leaf falls,
It does not kill a tree.
Robert L. Laumeyer
Robert Graves - To Lucasta on Going to the War - For the Fourth Time
It doesn’t matter what’s the cause,
What wrong they say we’re righting,
A curse for treaties, bonds and laws,
When we’re to do the fighting!
And since we lads are proud and true,
What else remains to do?
Lucasta, when to France your man
Returns his fourth time, hating war,
Yet laughs as calmly as he can
And flings an oath, but says no more,
That is not courage, that’s not fear—
Lucasta he’s a Fusilier,
And his pride sends him here.
Let statesmen bluster, bark and bray,
And so decide who started
This bloody war, and who’s to pay,
But he must be stout-hearted,
Must sit and stake with quiet breath,
Playing at cards with Death.
Don’t plume yourself he fights for you;
It is no courage, love, or hate,
But let us do the things we do;
It’s pride that makes the heart be great;
It is not anger, no, nor fear—
Lucasta he’s a Fusilier,
And his pride keeps him here.
JUST A THOUGHT...
Consider the artist who stumbles upon a composition that works and works again (and again) or a comedian who comes up with a catch phase on which to build a career
(“…you might be a redneck.” “I don’t get no respect, no respect at all”). The rest of us can only look on in wonder as the fortunate one slowly tears off small pieces of the golden ticket and lives off a single brilliant idea like the eccentric British noble who gets a substantial annual income from the interest on the family nestegg. It’s easy to be jealous (to the verge of dislike) of such a person. There, but for the one idea, go I. Nevertheless, I confess, I don’t hate such celebrities because, after all, they did have that one moment of genius.
What I truly despise is the person who doesn’t appreciate his or her own good fortune in a world where so few rise. There’s the millionaire athlete who claims he gets no respect (and in case you are thinking I might be a redneck, I was thinking about my own paisano, Mike Piazza). There’s the movie star who won’t talk to the press. And there’s the attractive, successful woman who laments how horrible the world is for women.
And even though the book is written with a nudge and a wink, I find my stomach turning as I consider Maureen Dowd’s book “Are Men Necessary?” What really sickens me is the thought of Ms. Dowd speaking to a hotel ballroom full of women (including my dear mother, beloved wife, and respected female friends) and listening to them all laugh at the implication that a seaweed wrap or a new hat is more important, pleasing and satisfying than me…I mean men!
Here in my black hole of despair, when I turn to the dark side, I often come upon a moment of insight. Alas, while important, satisfying, and pleasing, this insight will not afford me an annual income. Nevertheless, here it is. The entire male - female “problem” and the difference between the genders can be understood when you accept the fact that no man would ever entertain the question, let alone write a book titled, “Are Women Necessary?”
--TJ
The poem of the day for Verterans' Day is a poem that may, at first, seem irreverent. But it reminds us that not so very long ago every American was either in service or had a mother, father, sister, or brother that was in service. Now, for many or us, our only experience of war comes from movies. And that, my friends, is dangerous.