When this week began
I must admit that I was frightened
But since I heard that speech
I have to say I’ve been enlightened
What’s up is down. What’s dark is light
What’s bad is really good
It makes me so darn happy
That I’ve finally understood
So, drop those sourpusses friends
And swallow your invective
And try to see the issues
From the President’s perspective
Disasters can upset you
But only if you let them
The thing to do with failures
Is to instantly forget them
You can’t afford a fil-up
Or a new electric car
But now, I’m sure you realize
How much better off you are
Insulin syringes are so dear
That people hoard them
And stocks have dropped so low
That now more people can afford them
Things are so fantastic
Yet I think we must agree it
Happens that inflation
Makes it difficult to see it
Confidence is falling
And the deficit is large
But we should all be grateful
That adults are now in charge
His hand is on the tiller
And the course is sure and steady
Europe’s a catastrophe
Thank goodness we were ready.
Let’s rally round “Go get him!”
Till the challenges are met
There’s one thing I’m not sure of…
Who are we supposed to get?
