The Constitution mandates
It’s not open to debate
That the President tell Congress
How he views the nation’s state
With midterms in November
And every place in play
I find myself imagining
What Joe is going to say
Madam Speaker, in my leadership
I never have relented
So much about the year gone by
Has been unprecedented
Some have called Afghanistan
A national disaster
But show me any conflict
Where a country got out faster
I can say with clarity
And very little spin
Inflation is undoubtedly
The best it’s ever been
We’ve crashed through every obstacle
And overleaped each hurdle
And yesterday, all by myself
I won a game of WORDLE
Let’s look at every tax and fee
Then go ahead and hike it
The situation at the border’s
Just the way I like it
And speaking, friends of borders
I want you all to know
I’m the only one who challenged
Putin toe-to toe
If Vladimir advances
We’ll impose a quarantine
And when he gets to PARIS
Sanctions like you’ve never seen.
So, remember in the mid-terms
(It’s the best of all my quotes)
More important than the voters
Are the ones who count the votes
