I had an idea for a rhyme
But then I had to leave it
I couldn’t concoct a lie so big
The Left would not believe it
I said, “The Border’s Solid”
And I said, “I feel your pain.”
And then I sang a tune about
The Fire and the Rain
I said that crime was easing
And markets all were stable
That prices were secure
And wouldn’t touch your kitchen table
And then I told the big one
I was sure would make a mess
I said, “I’m raising taxes
But you’ll all be paying less.”
I showed them with a budget
(Now this is really funny)
I said that I fixed homelessness
Cause I spent all the money
I had them buy electric cars
(It’s easy if you try)
Then said you couldn’t charge them
And they didn’t bat an eye
I harvested their data
And I did it in a hurry
I leaked it to the press
But then I told them not to worry
I lionized restrictions
And regulations, lauded
You would have been amazed
The way they smiled and applauded
Poetry is cutthroat
Politics is sleazier
But running as a Lefty
Is really so much easier
