An announcement’s has been
That will set this country reeling
Joe Biden is a candidate!
Once more, with feeling
He’s said some things from time to time
That make supporters gasp
But when it comes to issues
He has them in his grasp
It’s certain on the campaign trail
He’ll let some whoppers slip
But by the Iowa caucuses
I’m sure he’ll get a grip
They’ll say the guy is far too old
And further out of touch
But those who really know him
They say the guy is clutch
Some say the party’s left him
And perhaps he shouldn’t enter
But others feel he’ll grab the reins
And steer things back to center
But I’m convinced he’s seen the trends
And haven’t any doubt
He’ll seize the limb they’re standing on
And wander farther out
If Beto says we have 12 years
To keep the world alive
If I know Joe, he’s going to say
We literally have 5
If Warren thinks it should be free
From college back to grade school
Blue Collar Joe will add a clause
Extending that to trade school
And toe to toe with trendy Pete
The Indiana mayor
Joe will say, he may be gay
But friends, I can be gayer
He’s qualified for office
By what he’s done and does
He acts so Presidential
Cause he always thought he was
He’s got to pick a slogan and
He’s said his choices range
From something new like “I’m with him”
To maybe, “Grope and Change”
