The government that governs now

Has taken the position

That they would rather ask us for forgiveness

Than permission

 

Now that’s a winning trait

If you’re a character in fiction

But when you deal in Justice

It’s a bit of contradiction

 

To say you lack the power

As you also give the order

Is like opening a highway

And calling it a border

 

Why should you have to bother

To “fix” the court with packing

If you can take an action

Where authority is lacking

 

Old Joe wouldn’t ever think of that

He’s such a stand up guy

He must have been encouraged

By the good old F.B.I.

 

It seems that for the last few years

The least of their offences

Was lying to the FISA court

And dodging consequences

 

Or giving sketchy answers

To investigating groups

And when, at last, you’re called on it

Respond by saying “Ooops”

 

It’s really very clever

A sophisticated trick

And if you fail to grasp that

Well, you might just be a hick

 

But if to lawless power

You’ve shown you’re an aspirant

I’m taking the position that

You might just be a tyrant