My house is full to bursting

And I can’t fit anymore

It’s time to reconsider

What I’m asking Santa for

I browsed through Neiman Marcus

But there’s nothing I’ve selected

I don’t have time to start to read

The books that I’ve collected

My drawers are full of socks, you see

My closets, full of shoes

Because of my prescriptions

I won’t ask for any booze

I’ve given up on candy

Cause the doctor says, “No sweets”

I don’t want pets; I’ve got ten sets

Of fancy cotton sheets

With all that satisfaction

There’s no hunger left to feed

I’ve got all that I want to have

And most of what I need

So, when I write to Santa

(Better get that done today)

Instead of dashing off a list

This is what I’ll say

Thank you for this time of year

The lights, the love, the life

Thank you for the lady

That you brought me for a wife

It seems like only yesterday

That she and I first met

And at a Christmas Party!

It’s not like I’d forget

So, leave my stocking empty

Lighten up your sleigh

When I see her smile

It’s like Christmas every day

So, put aside the shopping bag

Put aside the cart

And thank God for the person

Who gives your home its heart