It seems to me, from world events

The pendulum is swinging

For European Unionists

The fat lady is singing

Dictatorship by bureaucrats

Is hardly worth defending

Its only hope are lunatics

Who think the world is ending

It’s hard to pledge allegiance

To banners or bandana

That fly above the clerks

Who set the shape of your banana

Who in their zeal and zealotry

To make the planet greener

Have limited the suction in

Your household vacuum cleaner

They bend the knee to “continent”

And give the boot to “nation”

What conquerors couldn’t do by force

They’ve done by regulation

The end will come on Halloween

Which is the witching hour

Because the bros in Brussels won’t

Surrender any power

The Swiss would like to keep their guns

The Swedes took back their Kroner

A liberated Britain

Will not be long a loner

Australians have rejected

Their latest green reformer

They’ve chosen to be prosperous

And just a little warmer

Progressives and Collectivists

It’s time you did some learning

Look around the planet

And you’ll see the worm is turning

People have caught on to

All the tactics you’ve been using

And while there are elections

It’s the voters who’ll be choosing