The experts said the Brexit
Would cause a Wall St crash.
I put my dough in stocks
And now I’m rolling in the cash
They said that Jeb was ready
His backing, deep and strong
His war chest was enormous
But I guess they got it wrong
It widely was reported
I remember one slow news day
That Bernie would be finished
By the end of Super Tuesday
Despite this perfect record
Their pluck is not diminished
Here we are in August
And they’re sure that Trump is finished
That’s not a bit surprising
That’s how they all perceive it
I guess I’m just confused
At how we’re ready to believe it
They say the things they always say
The media rehearses
Then everyone repeats them
Till they seem like gospel verses
Racist, sexist, homophobe
Unstable and a hater
She likely won’t debate him
Cause he’s such a bad debater
I may be less than psychic
But what’s not contradictable
This year, it’s quite apparent
That nothing is predictable
The odds against the Browns this year
Are 200- to- 1
Let’s put a dollar on the Dawgs
Sit back and have some fun
