Though some sage said this long ago
It’s worth it to repeat
If the contest isn’t close
Then the Democrats can’t cheat
I have another maxim
You can put this one in quotes
Cheating’s even easier
If you don’t count the votes
Monday left the punditry
Blathering for hours
It looked so like a funeral
I even sent them flowers
Unable to think clearly
They turned their wrath on Iowans
The mood was dark and somber
I think I heard some “violins”
Nothing, folks to see here
It was just another news day
And we promise to have answers
Somewhere close to Super Tuesday
Losing makes them crazy
And losing makes them sad too
Cause they didn’t cheat for Hillary
Since they didn’t think they had to
Voters on the Left are
So intent to take the prize
They even keep on voting
Years after their demise
When counting’s close, they have a way
Of gumming up the plumbing
These aren’t all the ballots
Another trunkful’s coming!
So, when that party brags about
The industries they’re busting
Stop and think a moment
Are these people worth your trusting
Yes folks, tune in next Tuesday
And pour yourself some scotch
Let’s see if they can count the votes
They cast in Dixsville Notch
