Ten Democrats will soon debate.
(I think there should be thirty)
I sent a buck to all of them.
(Oh, God. I feel so dirty!)
I sent one more to Andrew Yang
(Though not a party hack)
For one buck sent to Andrew Yang
I get a thousand back)
I tried to give Jay Inslee cash
Couldn’t get him on the phone
I put a nice check in the mail
Came back “address unknown”
Another fin to Mayor Bill
Although my rent is owing
Despite my debts I dug down deep
We’ve got to keep him going
Liz Warren called for my support
I’m broke but would you think its
Out of line to send a score
Plus four bucks with of trinkets
Klobuchar could use the help
She’s running, please remind her
I willingly would do my part
But nobody could find her
I gave a buck to Bernie
I thought it right to do
But Bernie wouldn’t take it
Unless I gave him two
Beto needs a lot of dough
And he wants some of mine
When Beto called I told him no
Somewhere, you draw the line
Please do your bit for candidates
And others of their ilk
For cash to politicians
Is just like mother’s milk
