Cashing Out

Ten Democrats will soon debate. 
 (I think there should be thirty) 
 I sent a buck to all of them. 
 (Oh, God. I feel so dirty!)
  
 I sent one more to Andrew Yang
 (Though not a party hack)
 For one buck sent to Andrew Yang
 I get a thousand back)
  
 I tried to give Jay Inslee cash
 Couldn’t get him on the phone
 I put a nice check in the mail
 Came back “address unknown”
  
 Another fin to Mayor Bill
 Although my rent is owing
 Despite my debts I dug down deep
 We’ve got to keep him going
  
 Liz Warren called for my support
 I’m broke but would you think its
 Out of line to send a score 
 Plus four bucks with of trinkets
  
 Klobuchar could use the help
 She’s running, please remind her
 I willingly would do my part
 But nobody could find her
  
 I gave a buck to Bernie
 I thought it right to do
 But Bernie wouldn’t take it
 Unless I gave him two
  
 Beto needs a lot of dough
 And he wants some of mine
 When Beto called I told him no
 Somewhere, you draw the line
  
 Please do your bit for candidates
 And others of their ilk
 For cash to politicians
 Is just like mother’s milk