I’m not one to make predictions
So, considering the source,
I feel safe to say I sense
A new disturbance in the Force.
A malevolent projection
And we dare not speak its name
Whose appetite for power
Puts Maleficent to shame
Whose attitude and ego
Put her squarely on the shark side
While accusing her opponents
Of affection for the Dark Side
Her supporters all assure us
That her campaign just can’t miss
And I clearly do not have
A real good feeling about this
You might say that she’s been ruthless
And it’s true that from her youth
No one ever has suggested
She possesses any “Ruth”
And you might say she was brutal
That’s if anyone would let you
And you can take the booing
Brutal ruthlessness will get you
But they say that she’s been chosen
And the Force is strong within her
And though she lost before
In segment seven she’s the winner
She was destined for the White House
It was open. It was shut.
Then somewhere in the rewrite
She didn’t make the final cut
So she stood aside in hope
That she’d inherit what the meek will
To see if she succeeds
We’ll have to wait until the sequel.
