As we prepare for battle
And the campaign trail approaches
I say the whole dang country
Should be run by college coaches
They take on raw recruits
And then they turn them into winners
Let’s let them work their magic
On Obama’s rank beginners
Their staffs, who’re taking over
When this current group’s departed
Will have themselves a game plan
Well before the game gets started
Most coaches know the value of
Humility and prayer
And, win or lose, their passion
Makes it crystal clear they care
(I think, when it’s appropriate
You ought to throw a chair)
They won’t appease our enemies
Or kowtow to the French
And if the Senate’s out of line
They’ll put ‘em on the bench.
They stand behind their players
Forthright, through thick and thin
And if there’s any cheating
Well, at least they cheat to win
They know just what they’re after
And they often get their way
So I support a ticket of
Jim Harbaugh and Coach K.
I’m one proud Demon Deacon
But from what this week has seen
You can call me a Blue Devil
(But please not a Wolverine)
