The daring main-stream media
Regards with hesitation
Stories on the nature of
The leader of our nation
It’s always been so strange to me
His soul goes unassessed
Considering we live in times
Where everyone’s undressed
I’ll share with you a theory
If you want to know my views
They don’t promote these stories
Because none of this is news
The man is swift to anger
His heart is tough as suet
It isn’t worth a headline
We all already knew it
He can’t recall a single name
He’s quite prone to forgettiveness
He has a massive ego
The size of our indebtedness
He plagiarized some speeches
He bluffed his way through college
But all that isn’t fit to print
Because it’s common knowledge
And so I’m now of the belief
Regarding our Joe Biden
If this is what they’re printing now
What else must they be hidin’ ?
