I read a poem last Friday
You may recall the date
Suggesting that the President
Had too much on his plate
I said, “Take your ‘to-do’ list”
And cut it down to size
To be seen as successful
You should prioritize
Well, this week I’ve been proven wrong
The man has super-powers
He gets things done as if each day
Had twenty-seven hours
Now, where would I, a poet be
If I stopped thinking twice
And so I’ve reconsidered
And will offer new advice
Welcome all the challenges
Take on the most intractable
Come up with solutions
The complex and the practical
Americans are losing socks
From sea to shining sea
Require manufacturers
Sell socks in pairs of three
Finish Newsome’s High Speed rail
Put the bad guyts back in jail
Delete half of my emails, please
And while you’re at it, find my keys
Reorganize the DMV
Bring back the best of MTV
And if you want a real success
Put US shows on PBS
And when you catch that touchdown pass
Go ahead and spike
This administration
There just is nothing like it
