I don’t see every briefing
Though I like to keep in touch
It strikes me this administration
Tries to do too much
Day after day the media
Gets too much information
No time to cover tariffs
And the Greenland annexation
Does he have to end a war
That isn’t really his
Can’t he leave the government
Just the way it is
You have a lot to do
But must you do it all at once
The natives may be getting restless
If you ask Frank Luntz
I know he has a sense of mission
And a lot of pride
But learn from all your predecessors
Let the tough things slide
You know the ancient saying,
“Those who can’t do, teach.
Say, “Inflation’s transitory”
Then go to the beach
You should have learned from Biden
Boy, that old man killed it
You pass a bill for infrastructure
You don’t have to build it
Wake up at 10:30
Take a nap at noon
Learn like Joe to pace yourself
Don’t want to peak too soon
The job is really tough
Why would anyone pursue it
But the job is even tougher
If you try to do it