Some say that Biden’s “problem”

Is clearly insurmountable

But I say his infirmity

Has made him unaccountable

 

The press who have been hearing

For years his load of bunk’ll still say,

“He’s so endearing”

Just like your crazy uncle

 

And no matter if you think his  term

Has been the best or bad

Watching someone fall apart

For everyone is sad

 

I’ll make a blanket statement

Though I’m sticking out my neck

Most NASCAR fans attend

To see a race and not a wreck

 

And though his attitude

Makes him a man we love to hate

It’s hard to see an ego

Collapse from its own weight

 

Most can make a judgement

From his manner and appearance

But hope we may be wrong

When he shows flashes of coherence

 

Those who picked “a steady hand”

Still fervently believe

We’re crazy when we claim

His brain is absent without leave

 

We like to think his cabinet

And aides can still be trusted

But given all the evidence

That trust must be adjusted

 

Our world without a President

Could be a horror show

So, say a prayer for peace

And say a little prayer for Joe