Some say that Biden’s “problem”
Is clearly insurmountable
But I say his infirmity
Has made him unaccountable
The press who have been hearing
For years his load of bunk’ll still say,
“He’s so endearing”
Just like your crazy uncle
And no matter if you think his term
Has been the best or bad
Watching someone fall apart
For everyone is sad
I’ll make a blanket statement
Though I’m sticking out my neck
Most NASCAR fans attend
To see a race and not a wreck
And though his attitude
Makes him a man we love to hate
It’s hard to see an ego
Collapse from its own weight
Most can make a judgement
From his manner and appearance
But hope we may be wrong
When he shows flashes of coherence
Those who picked “a steady hand”
Still fervently believe
We’re crazy when we claim
His brain is absent without leave
We like to think his cabinet
And aides can still be trusted
But given all the evidence
That trust must be adjusted
Our world without a President
Could be a horror show
So, say a prayer for peace
And say a little prayer for Joe