Before mankind had learned to dance Or even sing a tune We’ve mapped the months By measuring the phases of the moon   And as the year progresses And contingencies were planned for The names of months became bound up In all the things they stand for   April is the month That has [...]

Some years ago, I wrote a poem about how it felt to be 30 years old. It didn't feel much different, I thought, than being 13. Thoughts at Age 30 I am the same age that I have always been A flash of fading light to live in Experience fixed by memory’s pin I am [...]

It’s said that in November The Left won’t know what hit them It seems that they lack common sense Wouldn’t know it if it bit them   But in a wicked world like ours Where common sense is lacking It’s going to take a whole lot more To send incumbents packing   For as I [...]

Each time that horrors happen The horrors are compounded By anger and by rancor That leave us so astounded   A tragedy’s reported And before the day’s completed We hear the things we’ve heard before Repeated and repeated   We hang our heads in sorrow As we hang our heads in shame We really should [...]

The primaries have started And the general is looming Business for the pundits And politicos is booming   We’re always in a campaign mode That’s the news that’s trending There’s no election cycle Just a run that’s never ending   Yes, some say that the Founders Would find this standing stunning And write op-ed opinions [...]

We all live in a universe Where poison is undrinkable Is there one, I wonder, Where abortion is unthinkable   Where no laws are required Where all love is reliable No need to frame a standard To decide when life is viable   Where everyone’s protected And common sense is used Where no one is [...]

I never drove a Tesla Though others have adored it For the very simple reason that I never could afford it   And so I make my way From San Jose to San Jacinto In something more affordable My old but trust Pinto.   Now Elon and his companies Are driving Leftists crazy Although from [...]

If you’re driving toward a precipiceOr speeding toward a wallYou would try to slow your progressYou would try to break your fallWhen you plant the seeds selectedIn a field and nothing growsIt should lead you to considerGuess I shouldn’t have planted thoseWhen your house is on the marketBut no one will pay the priceFixing broken [...]

My poem is Obamacare But how shall I begin it? After just a dozen years We finally know what’s in it   I didn’t keep my doctor and I didn’t keep my plan My premiums are twice as high Obama, you’re the man   We really ought to celebrate The fullness of the fleecing Beyond [...]

Folks, there are some questions Where there really are no answers Like studying a pin head For a count of angel dancers   The sum of dancing angels Like so much useless chatter Is spoken as a metaphor For things of no great matter   Email me that question And I’ll write’ “return to sender” [...]