If you’re driving toward a precipice
Or speeding toward a wall
You would try to slow your progress
You would try to break your fall

When you plant the seeds selected
In a field and nothing grows
It should lead you to consider
Guess I shouldn’t have planted those

When your house is on the market
But no one will pay the price
Fixing broken windows
And a paint job might be nice

His fastball and a slider
May have made you a believer
But the score is ten to nothing
So you call for a reliever

I give you these examples
Not to be obtuse or arty
But to comprehend the thinking of
The Democratic Party

For they’re speeding toward disaster
If you listen to the news
But there’s been no fine adjustment
To their policies or views

Taxing you and spending
Hasn’t really worked before
And if they get re-elected
They just promise to do more

Higher oil prices are
A platform for inflation
So shutting down the pipelines
Is their gift to this great nation

Not the slightest waiver
In their platform’s been detected
How can they be running
And remain so unaffected?

Now I’m certain all elections
Are legit and on the level
But they’re running like a party
That’s been dealing with the devil