I’m Confused

On the day the towers tumbled We were warned because THEY knew We might blame the whole religion For the actions of a few   Though your anger may be righteous Random vengeance isn’t good So, we watered our emotions For we heard and understood   When a virus came from China We were warned [...]

Up and at ‘Em

When this week began I must admit that I was frightened But since I heard that speech I have to say I’ve been enlightened   What’s up is down.  What’s dark is light What’s bad is really good It makes me so darn happy That I’ve finally understood   So, drop those sourpusses friends And [...]

State of the Union

The Constitution mandates It’s not open to debate That the President tell Congress How he views the nation’s state   With midterms in November And every place in play I find myself imagining What Joe is going to say   Madam Speaker, in my leadership I never have relented So much about the year gone [...]

Baptism by Rain

I’ve never been a prophet And I’m not a prophet’s son Judging from the scriptures, friends The job is not much fun   You find you’re food for fishes Your ox is often gored No matter how profound you are You’re pretty much ignored   There’s plenty of theology That I don’t want a say [...]

The Scientific American

Policies change quickly now With all that we’ve been learning I finally see how science works To get the tables turning   All people can be fooled sometimes Some people by what’s trending But everyone forever, well It seems that time is ending   Soon comes the explanation It always seems the same The damage [...]

Well, I Never…!

I’ve never been a lawyer So I shouldn’t be opining On the future implications Of some Justices resigning   And I’ve never been a soldier Or been sent to far dominions So on military matters Well, I shouldn’t have opinions   I’ve never been a doctor Practiced medicine by stealth So perhaps I should keep [...]

The Olympics

  Approaching the quadrennial My spirit swells with pride Thinking of the athletes And those guys with rocks who slide   I love to spend my winter evenings Tuning in and rooting Seeing skiers jumping And some other skiers shooting   And though I was a goalie As a skater, I’m a klutz Still, I [...]

The Motto

The best advice I’ve ever heard, That sages ever shared, Was set out in two simple words And they are “Be Prepared”   Put aside for rainy days Plan with stricter stringency Now matter what the data says There’s gonna be contingency   The experts guessed that Delta Was the second wave and final But [...]

Good News

For fifty weeks so far this year Through days both bright and tearful We’ve tended to our duties Though we all, at times, were fearful   We tried to read the tea leaves And to do our best surmising And yet each headline brought some news We all might call surprising   We tuned in [...]

Jury Ditty

My best friend is the postman And I greet him without fail I love those cards and letters That keep coming in the mail   Bills show up with frequency But I don’t find them numbing It means I’ve done my part To keep this country’s business humming   Politicians send me screeds About opponents’ [...]

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