I’ve never been a lawyer
So I shouldn’t be opining
On the future implications
Of some Justices resigning
And I’ve never been a soldier
Or been sent to far dominions
So on military matters
Well, I shouldn’t have opinions
I’ve never been a doctor
Practiced medicine by stealth
So perhaps I should keep silent
On matters touching health
I passed my economics class
(The prof was quite forgiving)
So who am I to talk about
The painful cost of living
I’ve never sought asylum
Or proposed an insurrection
Never crossed a border with
An order of protection
I’ve never made an edict
Or composed a regulation
I haven’t worked for decades
On a piece of legislation
I’ve never told a secret
Or been privy to a leak
Certainly, you’re right to ask
What right have I to speak?
Cause that’s what folks are writing
Anytime I take up Tweeting
The things they have to tell me
I shouldn’t be repeating
They say that we the people
Have some rights that need amending
Proponents of debating
Aren’t popular or trending
Let’s leave it to the experts
And some candidate that’s running
You really must admit
Their successes have been stunning
