Once a year, our leadership All gather in communion To hear the President address The State of our great union I’m starting to imagine how The room will look that night Will the Squad be wearing black Or will they dress in white? And as the pundits gather To assess their grief and [...]
Of Christmas celebrations Im such a big supporter But this years Christmas season Is just a wee bit shorter No, progressive leaders Didnt vote to change the date Its just that by the calendar Thanksgiving came so late And even though, with Christmas ads Since May weve all been showered The season doesnt [...]
Now there’s this great old guy I know We like to call him Day One Joe His grip is tight, his mind is sound He’s running hard to hit the ground He’s clean as clouds who’ve seen a shower And keen to grasp the reins of power To take each challenge well in hand [...]
There are things that Id be doing If I had a million dollars But one wouldnt be attending To the thoughts of legal scholars Oh, I know some are enchanted By the legal take and give But most people chose, quite rightly, That we have our lives to live These experts sound so [...]
I’ve penned poems for Thanksgiving For a dozen years or more And I still haven’t included All the things I’m thankful for And I’d need to keep on rhyming For another ten and counting To express how, with each passing year, My gratitude is mounting To the host, for his indulgence In those [...]
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It was time to do some thinking And Ive given it a lot Where to place the blame and burden For the government weve got One that has no time to govern When it isnt on vacation Is too busy holding hearings To consider legislation One that soon a generation Will their futures [...]
The time has come, I think, my friends To stand and raise your voices Because the way I see it now We only have two choices Capitulate to socialists And willingly agree The government can own you If they give you stuff for free Turn off the lights, take back your cars And [...]
I’ve heard a lot of pundits And none have spoken truer: “The red states just got redder And the blue states just got bluer” And if that revelation Serves to cause you any pain I understand the feeling It just goes against the grain We’d rather work in concert And wouldn’t you be [...]
Im here in California And you dont know what youre missing The winds are busy blowing And the power lines are hissing The vagrants are flambéing A fragrant hobo stew And the next thing theyll be braising Is the home right next to you Weve got people representing us Like Katie Hill and [...]