I often wonder what strange brew The pundits have been drinking A Harry Potter potion which Induces wishful thinking? Now once again they say for Trump Its clear the bells are tolling And once again they base their views On reams of wishful polling They tell us that for Sleepy Joe The lead [...]
With Democrats defending And Republicans all pouncing I think its time that I announce The things that Im denouncing I dont intend to obfuscate Or signal admiration When I conclude therell be no doubt About my condemnation Satan is my number 1 Oh, how that ghoul will find me He never wants to [...]
My influence is meager And I dont have much dominion But still Id like to promulgate A contrary opinion Its widely held by those awake And even those who slumber That Justices on SCOTUS Be an odd, not even number For in deliberations As we used to learn in school About important questions [...]
In states that they call battlegrounds From Maine to Pennsylvania The networks are producing A show called Scandalmania The slanders, now so numerous That in their quest to list them The media will activate The emergency broadcast system So that they may infect you With a new dose of hysteria Youll soon be [...]
He didnt only light a room He did away with dark An MBA who sang and danced I give you my friend, Mark He capered in a play I wrote Dont worry, I wont quote it No need to say he played the part Much better than I wrote it So gifted that [...]
This is a time for kindness For courtesy, comfort, and care Faced with a moment of crisis Have patience, show mercy, forbear Find a good cause and contribute Your presence as well as your wealth You’ll see it enhances your outlook And what’s even better, your health When living, live with vigor When [...]
I was minding my own business At a nice sidewalk café I ordered the Eggs Benedict Like every other day When suddenly a group appeared They carried signs and banners A girl pushed towards my table (no one taught her any manners) She said their chants and slogans Were a symbol of defiance [...]
While Bernie wrote the platform And while Biden took a nap Pundits were discussing The Enthusiasm Gap Its hard to rally voters With the specter of you losing When the speeches are recorded And the candidate is snoozing Its hard to make the argument That everything went swell When youre beaten in the [...]
I feel for 2020 Like I do the dear-departed Summer’s almost over But it hasn’t even started I haven’t had a barbeque I didn’t go for a swim There hasn’t been a weekend drive I’ve taken on a whim I don’t remember Spring at all That should have been a warning Persephone has [...]
Youve heard it from your sister And youve heard it from your brother The imminent election Will be unlike any other Each time I hear that stated I fill the room with laughter The vote wont be the issue But rather what comes after You dont need to be a prophet You dont [...]