Reporters now are far too young Like Tapper, Chuck, and Meagan To recollect the battle cry, Let Reagan be Reagan For even though he knew his mind Down to the jot and letter Even some who worked for him They thought that they knew better He didn’t honor their advice Or diplomat’s decorum He looked [...]
Today, the mainstream media Repeats the liberal dictum Illegal immigration Is a crime without a victim And so, I think the parallel Is really quite sublime We have a special counsel Where there isn’t any crime This goes along with much That we’ve been seeing in our nation Just like the legislature That can pass [...]
Dear friends who like the radio poems and have been thinking of commissioning a Tarzana Joe poem for a loved one I have been having some health issues and been in and out of the hospital over the last two weeks. For the time being, I am not going to accept any new custom poem requests.
“All the news that’s fit to print” A famous masthead boasts The source of information-- Well, at least for both our coasts Its editors portray the world The way that they assess it Its stylebook sets standards For reporters who express it I say the things I have to In the present tense, declarative The [...]
Dear friends who like the radio poems and have been thinking of commissioning a Tarzana Joe poem for a loved one...I have been having some health issues and been in and out of the hospital over the last two weeks. For the time being, I am not going to accept any new custom poem requests. [...]
Of all the pleasures I have known One is NOT a kidney stone It makes a person curse and swear In language that I shall not share A ripping riff of innard shreddin That has one hope for Armageddon But Id take this for all my crimes, Than read the bleedin New York Times Or [...]
For eight years, I was famous I was mentioned every day Then since back in November It’s as if I went away Noted as notorious For villainy and vice It’s been said that I’m a menace Now that isn’t very nice I was there at every rally But the guy you never saw I’m the [...]
The Falcons were amazing They would take it in a laugh They were on their way to winning Then they played the second half And the Indians had rallied They would finally end the drought They were on their way to winning And we know how that turned out Once the score was nutin’ nutin’ [...]
We all agree the IRS is cruel And can’t be trusted We know the code is crummy And that rates should be adjusted Of course, it’s all so complex And a subject for the sages The last time it was “simplified” It grew a thousand pages On Wednesday, last, the President He outlined his agenda [...]
Columnists and commentators Have, in their own ways, Begun evaluation of Trump’s first one hundred days As we, in rhyme and reason This analysis explore I think I should point out That this is just day 84 But as we’ve seen in history That goes back to the Greeks Nothing’s gonna happen in The next [...]