Ive written poems for holidays
For birthdays and vacations
Like Anthony, Ive even penned
Some funeral orations
Ive written poems for guests
And even sevral for the host
Of all these odes
Ive written on Obamacare the most
Back then Id quote Pelosi
In ridicule and rhyme
Were spending 90 billion
But it wont cost you dime.
Debating and discussion
Was so devoid of facts
And then Chief Justice Roberts
Said a tax was not a tax
The website wasnt working
The mandate was delayed
And then that guy named Gruber
Said the country had been played
The scope of this monstrosity
Defies my simple rhymes
A law transformed by edict
Seventy separate times!?
The story is so horrid
O, where shall I begin it
They passed the stinkin thing
And we still dont know whats in it
And that, friend, is Obamacare
The long dark path its travelled
No wonder its so difficult
To get the thing unraveled
And so I say to Congress
Please dont give up the fight
For the heath and wealth of all of us
Youd better get this right
You say youve got insurance
Your plan dont need no fixin
Just wait till 2020
When the Cadillac Tax kicks in