Some weeks are like my beat-up car
With topics by the dent-full
But seldom have I seen a week
That’s been so uneventful
A diary displayed the risks
Of document retention
But in the mainstream media
It barely got a mention
We tuned into the Senate
For the insight it would bring
I listened very closely
But I didn’t hear a thing
No one’s taking Benadryl
Or swallowing detergent
Congress has some bills to pass
But really nothing urgent
Legislative Journalists
(I have this on authority)
Can go on long vacations
With a GOP majority
The Left has an agenda
And they’ve begun to move it
So if you live in NYC
You have four weeks to prove it
I’ve searched the business markets
To the best of my ability
And found nothing of notice but
Serene predictability
I like to think the world’s arranged
To do a poet’s bidding
But there’s not much to write about
Not a thing, no kidding