You probably have noticed
Jobs are hard to get these days
Folks are using AI tools
To pad their resumes
Though AI is the reason
That fewer jobs are open
Well…you send in your submission
And spend the next week hopin’
The HR uses AI
Because it works much speedier
To review every expression
Of your past on social media
So if that past is sketchy
But you still need a position
I think it’s in your interest
To become a politician
Just claim that you’re an advocate
No one will be the wiser
You could be a rapper
Or commuter organizer
Living in the Golden State
I’d say is somewhat stressful
But as a politician
Gavin Newsom is successful
He’s quite the prime example
And the lesson is profound
Though the only things he’s ever run
He’s run into the ground
He loves his little Supertrain
He says it will be swell
But he couldn’t build a Lego
Let alone a Lionel
So if you’re looking at careers
And what you want to be
Simply practice saying,
“Everything is Free!”
Yes, AI in the workplace
Means some modified ambitions
But Intelligence has nothing
To do with politicians