Newsom had a facelift
His dimples are now stunning
But if you ask the governor
He’ll tell you he’s not running
He’s in South Carolina
Preaching to the choir, a
Dime gets you a dollar
Next month he’ll be in Iowa
He fought the homeless crisis
And he ran it like a war
And now we have more homeless
Than we ever had before
He says we need more housing
And has himself believing
He’ll solve it with the vacancies
That come from people leaving
He talks up his accomplishments
In terms of money spent
No matter that his policies
Didn’t even make a dent
A lifelong politician
Full of guile and cunning
But as he mentions daily
He has no thought of running
He has a thirst for power
And he wields it like a king
Before too long I’m sure he’ll toss
His hair into the ring
He’ll need a staff around him
Before we start this scrimmage
A team to stroke his ego
And polish up his…image
There’s lots of campaign managers
Who should be running his
But no one seems to want the job
I wonder why that is?