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And I Didn’t Even Mention the Border

I don't see every briefing Though I like to keep in touch It strikes me this administration Tries to do too much   Day after day the media Gets too much information No time to cover tariffs And the Greenland annexation   Does he have to end a war That isn't...

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Love the Law

I know some folks who love the law And really I don't mind it Because they are enamored of The law the way they find it   For them it's a profession Not a job or hobby And they can quote you statutes From the Code of Hammurabi   Of skilled interpretation,...

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Two Thinks at Once

Leading in the causes Of my personal disasters Is trying to write poetry While I watch The Masters   I rather like a challenge And it’s really quite exciting But my left hand doesn’t know What my right hand is writing   Maybe you’re a genius Or maybe you’re...

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E-CON

I didn’t take economics It didn’t seem like fun I don’t think I could even pass Statistics 101   I didn’t talk “supply side” With my father or my mother (Whatever side that she was on He was on the other)   My bank account called “Checking” Got deposits to...

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Integrity Gate

I walked into a physics class And then did something big I turned and left that classroom Cause I was taking Trig   I saw a celebration And I would have been delighted To taste what they were serving But I hadn’t been invited   A cashier gave me too much...

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When the Going Gets Tough

Did we think it would be easy? Did we think it would be nice? Did we think we’d take stand And that there wouldn’t be a price   Is it easier to grapple with The massive debt that’s owed Or to take the nation’s can And kick it further down the road   Did we...

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You Mean I Have a Chance?

I don’t like to ask for anything I’ve never found it fun Even when I’m praying I just say “Thy will be done”   But here’s a twist on scripture I think we all believe If you never ask Then it’s unlikely you’ll receive   It follows even pundits And...

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Get Well, Dennis Prager

(You may remember that Dennis used to introduce his radio program as “A show where we talk about everything…except poetry.”  That, we will overlook.)   He is no friend of poetry But still a friend of mine For I’ve been tuning in… Well, since “Religion on the...

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Where Did All the Money Go?

There’s a sunny yellow school bus I remember from my youth It met me on the corner For my journey toward the truth   The driver’s name was Gino And when our trip was done I stumbled down the steps And into PS 41   The school bus is an icon A symbol in this...

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