Every poem,
every occasion.

I've never told this story And as i was going through it I thought that if I ever did Now was the time to do it   In LA, there are Councils And voters make a choice Of unpaid representatives To give our “hood” its voice   They run for the position Well...

I've called the Golden State some names Well, maybe one or two A sorry nest of Vipers Which happens to be true   The roads are paved with promises -- Almost before they’re spoken Just like the failing 405 Those promises are broken   Our leaders measure...

It’s cold and vast and desolate A frigid and a mean land But Erik was a realtor And therefore called it Greenland   The folks he brought in summer They found themselves a nice land At least, by most comparisons To what they left in Iceland   Was it lower...

If you listened to the Hugh Hewitt Radio Show today, you know I didn’t present the Greenland poem.  Rather, I read this love lyric for The Tantalizing Tarzana Johanna who has a significant birthday next week.  (Boy, did I surprise her!)  Now, if there’s some...

When the Biden Stimulus was passed, I wrote this poem in 2021. Schumer's Trillions The Senate says a trillion But the House would like some more They’d want it to be five But could compromise at four Soon they’ll reach agreement But Joe’s signature won’t end it Once...

I’m known to friends and colleagues As the Grand Procrastinator My flag contains the motto “I think I’ll do it later.”   So if I have a new resolve Or one that is the same I share the thought with no one Cause I couldn’t take the shame   Sure, I need to lose...

I went to school in London Back when I was a youth It seems a century ago If you must know the truth Then, coming home for Christmas A journey I should like I got myself to Heathrow And the workers went on strikeIn two days at the airport They soon ran out of food We...

On all the money networks Every Tom and Ted and Sally Are saying that the metrics Indicate a Christmas rally   Black Friday was a blowout And Monday had some heft I wonder if consumers Will have any money left   Interest rates are poised to move They call it...